5.20: Epic Fail

Steamy screenshot warning (haven’t had one of these in a while! Haha). Proceed with a bit more caution than usual!

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Jesus, when will my head stop pounding? My eyes are practically pushing out of my skull just trying to look at the damn page. I’m definitely going back to bed after this. I just really wanted to get a few thoughts down while they were fresh… I mean, my first uni party will only ever happen once in my life, right?

I just wish I actually had something good to say about it.

Words like “disaster” and “train wreck” are probably a little extreme… But the more I think about it, the more I think those might be understatements.

At least Remi and River seemed to have a good time. He spent the whole night laughing with his friends and flirting with the bartender (though honestly, she seemed a lot more interested in the other guy who was helping to mix the drinks… Didn’t seem to bother Remi though). He really makes talking to people and making friends look so easy. I have no idea how he does it!

And River, well… She spent almost the whole night swapping spit with half the people at the party… Guys and girls. And I mean, I’m not gonna judge her or anything for that. I just never realized she was into… both. But good for her, I guess. I mean, she definitely didn’t have any trouble getting some action.

As for me… Yeah, I failed in both categories. Epically.

I wanted to try to make some friends, maybe even talk to a few girls. But everyone was just so… cool. Like, intimidating, y’know? I didn’t wanna sound like an idiot, so I just sorta froze, I guess.

I spent the whole night just kinda walking around and people-watching, which was a little fun, in a way. But lonely too. And I didn’t really have anything better to do, so I just kept drinking and drinking and…  Well actually, that’s probably the only prediction that actually came true. I drank more last night than I’ve ever drank in my entire life.

And holy shit, did I pay for it.

I was in the middle of stumbling around the apartment for about the hundredth time when it happened. It was out of nowhere. One minute I was feeling fine (well, minus being falling-over-myself-drunk), the next, I felt like my stomach was going to explode.

I was so sure I wasn’t gonna make it to the bathroom on time, but somehow, I did.

Unfortunately, someone else made it there first.

It was the most humiliating moment of my entire life. I ran – literally – right out the door and all the way to the elevator. I didn’t stop until I got back to my apartment.

God, what a fucking mess. Literally. Remi and River probably hate me for leaving all that nasty puke for them to clean up. And how the hell can I ever show my face in front of any of their friends ever again?!

Something tells me I won’t be getting invited to any more parties… Ever.

This fucking sucks.