2.5: Big Sister (Times Two!)

Know what no one EVER warns you about? How ANNOYING it is to be a big sister!

Especially when it’s TIMES TWO!

I know the last couples times I wrote in here I was all excited about the new baby… And I GUESS she’s still kinda cute… But I hate it when she cries! Or when mãe and dad wanna play with her instead of me!

And I TRY playing with her too, but she’s BORING. All she does is sit there and make all these weird noises!

At least Lina’s a LITTLE fun. But all she ever wants to do is play dolls! It gets SO old. And whenever I try telling her I’m getting bored, she says “But it’s fun!” Seriously? I told you she was a dummkopf.

I think Diego’s the only one who really gets it.

I know, I know. I’m always writing about him. But that’s ‘cause he’s my bestest friend EVER.

He always plays with me. He’s NEVER boring. And guess what? He doesn’t have ANY brothers or sisters. He’s SO lucky!

I guess I really like him a lot. Like… A LOT a lot. I mean, if anyone’s been reading this (YOU’D BETTER NOT BE!!!) you probably kinda figured that out already. But now I’m saying it for real. Official. On paper. Like a contract.

Anyway, ever since mãe had the baby, I’ve been thinking a lot about what will happen to ME when I’M a grown up… Will I have any kids? Will they be super annoying like Gabriela and Lina? Or super awesome like me? And who will be the daddy?

I think I finally decided.

It’s gonna be Diego. Me and him are gonna get married someday.

I mean, it makes sense, doesn’t it? Who else could I be with for the rest of forever without being BORED to death? Or ANNOYED to death? Just him.

I haven’t told him yet or anything. I think you’ve gotta be AT LEAST 12 before you can start talking about that sorta stuff. But I already made up my mind.

I just hope he doesn’t mind being a Rosebrook.

I mean “Mariana Katz”? What kinda name is that?!